when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
interviewer: this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
me: *giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*
me as hell