Beyonce’s team is so smart. They just completely went against the current marketing strategy for pop music and it’s paying off.
when you hit post limit its like all youre friends are out playing recess but you’re teacher said you have to sit on the bench and watch because you talked too much in class
Anonymous asked: OMG. I just walked into the girls bathroom (I'm a boy), and didn't realize that it was the girls bathroom until I got into the stall. Now there are these girls who won't leave. WHAT DO I DO?!
are you messaging me from inside the stall? i would just run out of there next chance you get lol
Anonymous asked: Hello John can I call you Jack? I'm going to call you Jack. I would like to let u know u are one of my favorite urls on tumblr and I hope one day I can find you and befriend you. Now for my question: If you could become any animal, real or fictional, what would it be?
i would be a narwhal for sure
What working in retail has taught me: White people go ham if you don’t have a shoe in their size